A collection of things that make me feel happy and horny...NSFW

 

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

clareer:

maghrabiyya:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

YES

So good.

thisx1000:

isoowantthisrightnow:

gagmonger:

conceptualpervert:

strokethebigtree:

beardednegro:

beardednegro:

mermaiddreamsandkillerqueens:

im-a-little-lost-at-sea:

mermaiddreamsandkillerqueens:

therealaxeeffect:

who is this beauty???? good lord! and that belly 😍😍😍

The middle gif is why I don’t like this position.
Like, I know my belly is hitting yours and I feel like I’m gonna squish you and usually it’s awkward eye contact :/

Ok, so I’m not the only one afraid of squishing a guy in this position?

I mean really. The guys I’ve been with have been fit men. I am not a fit woman. I’m always afraid to ride how I want cuz I might kill them. Lol

THINK YOUUUUU^^^^
Like, guys have told me before that they don’t give a shit (some guys have even commented on this post when I wrote that) but it’s such am awkward place to be cause I am not thinking about how nice his dick feels I’m just thinking about how much I am squishing them.

**raises hand**

I will go on record as saying that I love the feeling of a big belly on top of me just like that. So warm and soft and sexy and UNF.

ALSO… if you’re on top, we already feel all of your weight on us.

Every ounce.
Every pound.

Moving forward like this actually distributes it more evenly across our own bodies. So you’re, in effect, un-squishing us (if you were squishing us in the first place, which you weren’t).

As someone who has had sex with several women over 250lbs getting smothered/squished is really not an issue. A woman would pretty much have to put all her body weight on my chest to actually squish me.

As someone who prefers fat bodies, having a partner’s belly on top of me like that is pretty much the best thing about this position. If your partner is into you, and into your body then they will love this. If they aren’t then you should fuck someone who is.

Love this post

see!

Still afraid to do it, but this helps 😏😘

Listen, no kidding here, this is not something to be afraid of. Seriously. It’s not a thing. End of discussion. It’s just one more thing that fatphobic fuckheads have made you afraid of that you don’t ever have to be. Ever. Ever. Fuck anyone who tells you you should be.

(Source: fuckhertitties)